I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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