I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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