he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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