I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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