he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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