I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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