I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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