So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
