Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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