His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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