It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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