Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I tried to walk home in my heels. And I fell into a snow bank. And then I cried and a policeman came up to me and said I can't sit in a snowbank and got me a cab. So maybe that's where I left my credit card. I remember the cop asking me if I was old enough to drink, too. OMG. How embarrassing. Pretty sure I told him to "leave me alone."
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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