Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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