Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I have so many feelings about this burrito
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
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