This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
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