have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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