you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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