I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
