why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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