That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
so let's talk penis.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
