Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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