I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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