Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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