on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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