I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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