just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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