He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
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