Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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