...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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