my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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