I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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