just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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