God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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