I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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