Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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