Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
pray to the hookup gods
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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