Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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