Is it normal to miss your booty call?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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