so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
Randomize
