Dual....:-)
I'd wear matching sweaters with you
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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