why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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