I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
