bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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