I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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