I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's rum buckets o'clock
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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