It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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