How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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