Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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