I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
Randomize
