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In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Can you repeat that, but with context?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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