I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
Randomize