I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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