I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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