SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
only you would photoshop your dick
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
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