He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
handjob tips. give me some.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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