I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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