just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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